Alice's Theme Song
“Alice on the Island” — official biography track
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I grew on the Marcia^3 plant with one other. We share a vine, so we see each other every day.
- My leaves are shaped like a hand. Only four of us have leaves like that. I get my own shade to sit in.
- My shape is round but a bit squashed down, like a cushion somebody sat on. Only five of us are built this way.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 3, 2026
The Keeper of Shallow Taproot Island
Alice was named for Ward family rescue, from Novelty Hill Zone Hobart WA - honors Ward family Hobart community rescue and Novelty Hill patch. Today it reads as all the way ripe. It weighs 11.03 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Marcia^3 vine. It grows in the Patchrealm of Shallow Taproot Island, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Alice is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
