Kick Axe's Theme Song
“Kick Axe the Green Machine” — official biography track
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the Roundhouse (Unconfirmed) plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My shape is oval and long. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My leaves are reniform to shaped like a hand. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 26, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
Kick Axe was named for dark green with aggressive orange mottling, name suggests axe kick impact pattern. Today it reads as dark green with orange mottled flecks, heavy netted crackle. It weighs 22.43 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Roundhouse vine. It grew in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Kick Axe’s Patch Family
Kick Axe went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
