Michelangelo's Theme Song
“Michelangelo the Golden Turtle Pumpkin” — official biography track
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern, soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines, fine velvety fuzz. Only two of us feel like this. You have to touch me to know.
- I grew on the Ninja plant with four others. We share a vine, so we see each other every day.
- The grown-ups looked me all over and said I am healthy, skin intact, shiny. No soft spots, no cracks, nothing wrong with me at all.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 9, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
Michelangelo was named for the Renaissance master sculptor, round bright orange pumpkin sculpted to perfection in Novelty Hill Hobart WA, a masterpiece for Ward Family Rescue kids. Today it reads as vibrant safety-orange glossy coat fading lime crackle mottling matte to glossy finish. It weighs 1.69 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Ninja vine. It grew in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Michelangelo’s Patch Family
Michelangelo went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
