WeHo's Theme Song
“WeHo the Good Neighbor” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern with soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green striped healthy firm curved, attached to main vine. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- I got eight out of ten for being even all the way round. That means I sit flat on a step and I will not roll off it.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 12, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
WeHo honors West Hollywood flair but rooted in Hobart WA 98038, a bright orange rescue pumpkin from Novelty Hill zone, turning ripe for Ward Family Rescue kids and hay for horses. Today it reads as vibrant safety-orange base with dense dark green reticulate crackle netting, matte waxy finish. It weighs 3.85 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If WeHo is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
