BaddDog's Theme Song
“BaddDog's Giggin' Tonight” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My shape is hubbard. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My leaves are shaped like a hand - Maxima-type. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
- I am a really dark green, not ready yet. Nobody else in the whole Patch is this color right now. Just me.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 8, 2026
The Keeper of Hope Side Island
BaddDog honors bold farm-dog spirit in Hope Side Island zone at Ward Family Rescue, Hobart WA, named for dark rind and feisty growth in rescue patch. Today it reads as deep forest green with light green mottling and crackle, uniform dark rind, typical immature Green Hubbard. It weighs 3.30 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grew in the Patchrealm of Hope Side Island, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
BaddDog’s Patch Family
BaddDog went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
