Cherry Swash's Theme Song
“Cherry Swash, the Late Green Splash” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I got nine out of ten for being even all the way round. Nobody here did better. I sit really flat and I never wobble.
- My skin is shallow 8-rib, fine net-patterned netting. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green pubescent at side. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 15, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Cherry Swash was named for playful swash of Ward Family Rescue garden art, planted in Novelty Hill Zone Hobart WA. Today it reads as dark green base with extensive light lime mottling and fine netting crackle. It weighs 13.86 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on plant No. 3 on Novelty Hill. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Cherry Swash is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
