Calaway's Theme Song
“Calaway on the Mound” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is moderate 9-rib, heavy yellow-green splotches netting. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick spiny green arched over fruit. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- I live in the Perimeter. Only eight of us live there out of ninety-two, so it is nice and quiet.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 15, 2026
The Keeper of the Perimeter
Calaway honors Calaway family supporters of Ward Family Rescue, planted in Perimeter Zone Hobart WA near second fruit. Today it reads as mottled yellow-green with heavy dark green reticulate netting and crackle striae. It weighs 17.80 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on plant No. 11 along the Perimeter. It grew in the Patchrealm of the Perimeter, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Calaway’s Patch Family
Calaway went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
