Ganymede's Theme Song
“Ganymede the Giant Moon” — official biography track
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the Jupiter plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My shape is tall round. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My leaves are broad shallow-lobed - moschata type. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 25, 2026
The Keeper of the Goat Paddock
Ganymede was named for largest moon of Jupiter, icy but with dark mottled terrain. Named for his 5.7in mottled green-orange oblong that looks like Ganymede's grooved terrain from orbit. Long-ellipsoid traveler in The Goat Paddock, ward for cider pumpkin adoption. Today it reads as olive green base with dense mustard-orange mottled islands, 35% orange break concentrated lower third and in suture valleys. It weighs 3.38 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Jupiter vine. It grows in the Patchrealm of the Goat Paddock, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Ganymede is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
