Haystack's Theme Song
A theme song for this Pipsqueak is on the way.
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- The grown-ups nearly walked straight past me! I was tucked away where nobody thought to look, and now here I am.
- I have not been given a part of the Patch to call mine yet. Nobody has decided. So I could end up anywhere at all.
- There is not one number written down about me. If you take me home, you get to find out everything first.
Verified against all 108 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading October 4, 2026
The New Arrival of the Patch
Haystack was found the way most good things are found in a patch this size -- by accident, late, and somewhere nobody had thought to look. No measurements have been taken, no Patchrealm assigned, no photographs filed. Everything on this page will change the first time somebody comes round with a tape measure. For now it is simply here, and it is available.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Haystack is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
