Jackie's Theme Song
“Jackie, Brave on Warrior Hill” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern soft bumpy stripes 5-6 lines light fuzz. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green healthy firm striped attached to main vine, coiled tendrils nearby. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- The grown-ups have come to check on me nine times in twenty-seven days. Only four kids have been seen more.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 10, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
The registry's note on the name reads: From her sticker and grows in Warrior Hill in Hobart WA 2026. She roots near mighty Dragon and Roundhouse guarding the southeast, fighting weeds and dense canopy, rescued by Ward family for a child. Today it reads as deep forest green dense lime mottling matte waxy 8-10 dark ribs no orange blush. It weighs 3.66 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grew in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Jackie’s Patch Family
Jackie went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
