Jenny's Theme Song
“Jenny, the Love of the Vine” — official biography track
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My leaves are large round and heart-shaped. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
- My skin is fine netting, soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines faint, smooth shiny. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- I grew on the Lt. Dan plant with one other. We share a vine, so we see each other every day.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 16, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
The registry's note on the name reads: With care in Hobart WA and grew through wet chickweed and weeds to turn bright orange, showing grit for Ward Family Rescue kids to find and love. Today it reads as vibrant glossy uniform safety-orange with faint green blush at base, smooth matte-to-glossy, fine netting barely visible. It weighs 1.23 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Lt. Dan vine. It grew in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Jenny’s Patch Family
Jenny went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
