Joan of Warrior Hill's Theme Song
“Joan of Warrior Hill” — official biography track
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I got nine out of ten for being even all the way round. Nobody here did better. I sit really flat and I never wobble.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern soft bumpy stripes 6-8 lines barely visible smooth and shiny. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green striped, healthy, firm, firmly attached, light corking at top. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 11, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
Joan of Warrior Hill honors Joan of Arc warrior spirit in Warrior Hill Zone, Hobart WA, fighting dense vines as a Ward Family Rescue champion for a child. Today it reads as vibrant safety-orange glossy coat with faint lime crackle mottling at peduncle and blossom scar, uniform ripe. It weighs 3.30 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on a vine on Warrior Hill. It grows in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Joan of Warrior Hill is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
