Le Chasseur's Theme Song
“Le Chasseur: The Bellhop” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My shape is prolate. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My leaves are elongated. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
- My skin is faint bumpy stripes, dense a bit grainy waxy. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 15, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Le Chasseur honors French hunter heritage of Ward Family, planted in Shallow Taproot Island Zone Hobart WA Rescue. Today it reads as deep forest green with sparse light fleck mottling and waxy glossy sheen. It weighs 4.24 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on plant No. 5 on Shallow Taproot Island. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Le Chasseur is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
