Sophia's Theme Song
“Sophia Came Up On Her Own” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is lightly ribbed 8-10 soft bumpy stripes fine crackly net pattern wet. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green striped healthy firm attached to main vine. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- My shape is round to slightly squashed-round. Only eleven of us are built this way.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 10, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
The registry's note on the name reads: From QR sticker, grows in Warrior Hill, Hobart WA 2026, dark mottled green round fruit on vine, Ward Family Rescue pumpkin for a child, thriving in dense clover. Today it reads as very dark forest-green dense lime speckling matte waxy 8-10 shallow ribs no orange blush wet. It weighs 8.13 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grew in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Sophia’s Patch Family
Sophia went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
