Tweedle Dee's Theme Song
“Tweedle Dee (and Tweedle Dum)” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern soft bumpy stripes 5-6 lines barely visible fine velvety fuzz. Only three of us feel like this. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green with dried brown corolla remnant at top firm densely spiny hairy flared attachment well-attached to thick green main vine secondary vine visible healthy. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- My shape is a bit oval and a bit round. Only ten of us are built this way.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 4, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Tweedle Dee was named for one of two twin pumpkins with brother Tweedle Dum growing together in the Hobart patch. They both stayed strong after many hard bumps and still grow side by side. Today it reads as dark forest-green dense crackle with lime-green speckled mottling glossy fine pubescence. It weighs 2.09 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Tweedle Dee is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
