Bonkers's Theme Song
A theme song for this Pipsqueak is on the way.
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is moderate bumpy stripes and smooth. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My shape is round and squashed down a bit. Only six of us are built this way.
- I grow in Novelty Hill. I know every single kid in my row and they all know me.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading October 4, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Bonkers was named for its exuberant round form discovered on Harvest Party Day; playful name fits bold orange presence. Today it reads as deep glossy orange with subtle matte mottling, fine granular waxy texture, faint vertical ribbing and light speckling. It weighs 3.81 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Bonkers is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
