Elijah (Shōichi)'s Theme Song
“Elijah Shōichi” — official biography track
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My stem is thick green striped healthy slightly curved firm attached to main vine hairy ~0.8in dia. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- This is exactly what I look like today. Vibrant safety-orange shiny coat fading golden crackly splotches not shiny. That is what you would be taking home.
- I got eight out of ten for being even all the way round. That means I sit flat on a step and I will not roll off it.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 4, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Elijah (Shōichi) was named for his dad, Elijah, son of Shoichi. He grows in Hobart, WA, past weeds and hard days. Ward Family Rescue helps save and care, so he can grow big and strong. Today it reads as vibrant safety-orange glossy coat fading golden crackle mottling matte finish. It weighs 0.68 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Elijah (Shōichi) is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
