Spookley's Theme Song
“Spookley The Square-Peg Star” — official biography track
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the Jungle plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern, soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines, shiny. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick corked brown, dried, maturing, attachment secure. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 10, 2026
The Keeper of Shallow Taproot Island
The registry's note on the name reads: As the square-peg special from Jungle in Shallow Taproot Island surviving chickweed and shade to become a Ward Family Rescue pumpkin. Today it reads as ripe bright orange dense crackle with faint green mottling at sutures, glossy wet, fine netting. It weighs 13.86 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Jungle vine. It grew in the Patchrealm of Shallow Taproot Island, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Spookley’s Patch Family
Spookley went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
