Jenny II's Theme Song
“Little Jenny Number Two” — official biography track
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the 8675309 plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My shape is squashed-round spheroid. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- I am just starting to turn. Only three of us are. Everybody else is still catching up.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 7, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Jenny II was named for the second baby from plant 8675309 in Novelty Hill. She is Jenny's child. Jenny survived slugs named Lt Dan. Jenny II grows strong over chickweed near a board with love from Ward Family Rescue. Today it reads as golden yellow base with dense green crackle veining, early turning stage. It weighs 6.98 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the 8675309 vine. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Jenny II is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
