Forest Guy's Theme Song
“Where's Forest Guy?” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the Simple Mind plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My shape is slight flat top. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My leaves are large shaped like a hand 5-lobed deeply sinused serrated with Simple Mind introgression. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 5, 2026
The Keeper of the Perimeter
Forest Guy reflects forest-like camouflage and woodland coloration found thriving on the Zone Perimeter near Hobart Rescue Ward. Parent Simple Mind line. Today it reads as dark green base with dense light yellow-green corky reticulated crackle netting, glossy, vertical shallow furrow, light dappled sun. It weighs 14.80 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Simple Mind vine. It grew in the Patchrealm of the Perimeter, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Forest Guy’s Patch Family
Forest Guy went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
