Jetstream's Theme Song
“Jetstream the Steady” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is dense speckled netting, soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines, fine crackly, not shiny waxy. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green striped, healthy, firm, slightly curved, attached to vigorous main vine. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- I got eight out of ten for being even all the way round. That means I sit flat on a step and I will not roll off it.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 11, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
The registry's note on the name reads: Ironically after the fast-moving high-altitude air current but he's diametrically opposite of that and most of his pumpkin neighbors can't even tell if he's even moved all day!. Today it reads as very dark forest-green matte with dense yellow speckling and fine crackle netting. It weighs 6.64 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Jetstream is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
