Piggy's Theme Song
“Grow, Piggy Grow” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern soft bumpy stripes 5-6 lines barely visible fine velvety fuzz. Only three of us feel like this. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green healthy striped attached to main vine, coiled tendrils nearby, firm. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- I got eight out of ten for being even all the way round. That means I sit flat on a step and I will not roll off it.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 4, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Piggy was named for a bright green mottled pumpkin growing in the Hobart patch, rescued by Ward Family Rescue, with a cheerful pink-cheeked name for a child in Novelty Hill Zone. Today it reads as bright lime-green dense crackle mottled matte finish fine hispid pubescence light green netting. It weighs 1.42 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grew in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Piggy’s Patch Family
Piggy went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
