Telltale's Theme Song
“Telltale Tells It Out Loud” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My shape is shaped like a pear, fat at the bottom. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My leaves are wide and shaped like a hand, 5-lobed round and heart-shaped. Out of all ninety-two of us I am the only one with leaves like mine. I get my own shade to sit in.
- My skin is dense crackly net pattern, soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines, fine velvety fuzz. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 13, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Telltale was named for the board-rested pear-shaped butternut that tells its growth story early — first green fruit with dense mottling spotted on wooden board, thriving amid clover and grass like a quiet narrator in Novelty Hill. Today it reads as deep glossy green dense reticulate crackle mottling with light lime-green stippled netting, fine velvety fuzz and trichome pubescence. It weighs 0.47 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Telltale is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
