Swingy's Theme Song
“Swingy On The Vine” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I do not even live on the ground! I grow high up on the wooden trellis. Only two of us out of ninety-two live up in the air like that.
- My skin is fine velvety fuzz, smooth, very soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines barely visible. Only two of us feel like this. You have to touch me to know.
- I am one of the littlest kids here. Only two kids weigh less. And I am still growing!
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 30, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
Swingy was named for swinging vine habit, tiny bright green pumpkin in Goat Paddock Hobart WA, dancing for Ward Family Rescue kids on a trellis. Today it reads as bright lime-green smooth coat fine white fuzz darker mottled striping glossy. It weighs 0.18 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Swingy is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
