Faye's Theme Song
“Faye, Up High on her Board” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine velvety fuzz, smooth with very soft bumpy stripes, 5-6 lines barely visible. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green healthy straight firm attached to main vine lightly pubescent. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- My shape is a bit oval and a bit round. Only ten of us are built this way.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 11, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
Faye was named for a tiny green baby from the Hobart WA patch. Her plant parent kept her safe on a board above tall grass and weeds, and the Ward family rescue helped her grow small but strong. Today it reads as bright lime-green glossy uniform with faint dark green striping and fine velvety fuzz. It weighs 0.31 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Faye is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
