Hollywood's Theme Song
“Hollywood the Shining Star” — official biography track
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My shape is round / Slightly squashed-round. It turns up exactly one time in the whole Patch, and that time is me.
- My skin is dense crackly shallow bumpy stripes and smooth. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My leaves are lobed. Only two of us have leaves like that. I get my own shade to sit in.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 8, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Hollywood was named for bright orange star quality, grown in Ward Family Rescue patch Hobart WA Novelty Hill Zone rescue mix lineage. Today it reads as dense crackle orange uniform ripe light tan netting glossy board-rested base. It weighs 5.71 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Hollywood is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
