Lourdes's Theme Song
“Lourdes and her Lullaby” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- My skin is fine crackly net pattern, soft bumpy stripes, 5 lines, lots of fuzz. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green striped, firm, healthy, slight curvature, attached to vigorous main vine. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
- I got eight out of ten for being even all the way round. That means I sit flat on a step and I will not roll off it.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 9, 2026
The Keeper of Novelty Hill
Lourdes honors family matriarch Lourdes Gulmatico - the lady who loves to be near the sounds of a Lullaby as well as sing them. Thus, her pumpking sitting quietly next to pumpkin Lullaby seems fitting. Today it reads as bright lime-green with dark green vertical striping, fine crackle netting and dense pubescence, slight gloss. It weighs 0.58 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Novelty Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Lourdes is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
