Miranda's Theme Song
“Miranda the Littlest Moon” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I grew on the Uranus plant with one other. We share a vine, so we see each other every day.
- I live in the Goat Paddock. Only four of us live there out of ninety-two, so it is nice and quiet.
- My stem is thick green hairy straight firm 5-sided base forming healthy attachment main vine coiled tendril nearby. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 9, 2026
The Keeper of the Goat Paddock
Miranda was named for one of Uranus's icy moons, named for the smallest and innermost of Uranus's big moons that survived the cold Goat Paddock annex far from the main patch. Today it reads as pale lime-green matte with fine white fuzz uniform early glow soft sheen. It weighs 0.31 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Uranus vine. It grows in the Patchrealm of the Goat Paddock, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Miranda is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
