Ms. Hardy's Theme Song
“Ms. Hardy Through and Through” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I’m One of a Kind
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I got nine out of ten for being even all the way round. Nobody here did better. I sit really flat and I never wobble.
- My skin is shallow 8-rib faint, fine netting crackly. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My leaves are lobed. Only two of us have leaves like that. I get my own shade to sit in.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 15, 2026
The Keeper of the Perimeter
Ms. Hardy honors beloved teacher from Hobart WA, planted in Perimeter Zone as part of Ward Family Rescue pumpkin patch tradition. Today it reads as dense light lime mottling with fine reticulate crackle netting. It weighs 0.98 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on plant No. 7 along the Perimeter. It grew in the Patchrealm of the Perimeter, and it went home at the Harvest Party on Sunday, October 4.
Ms. Hardy’s Patch Family
Ms. Hardy went home at the Harvest Party. Here are three more from the Patch it grew up in.
