Vivienne of Fare's Theme Song
“Vivienne of Fare, Seen and Heard” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the Queen plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My skin is fine velvety fuzz soft bumpy stripes 5-6 lines barely visible dense speckled and netting. No one else in the Patch feels like me. One really must touch me to know.
- I am one of the littlest kids here. Only one kid weighs less. And I am still growing!
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading September 7, 2026
The Keeper of Shallow Taproot Island
Vivienne of Fare honors the Fare punk lineage from Sir Loin of Fare, brave knight of Shallow Taproot Island, now carried forward for Ward Family Rescue kids in Hobart WA. Today it reads as bright lime-green dense speckling with pale yellow-green mottling and fine velvety fuzz dense trichomes glossy. It weighs 0.16 lbs at the latest reading. It came up on the Queen vine. It grows in the Patchrealm of Shallow Taproot Island, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Vivienne of Fare is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
The Fare Clan
The Fares are the punks of the Patch. Most of them came up on Shallow Taproot Island, the weedy, fence-lined corner beside 206th Street, and many have no parent vine anyone can name. Their name started with a sticker that asked, “Bred or Fare?” Out by the thoroughfare a pumpkin can watch the traffic roll by, or keep company with Louie, the Rescue’s beloved horse and our very own ThoroughFare.
That is why they are scrappy, a little surly and proudly un-fancy: small green defenders of the Ward Family Rescue, bred for fare, not fear. Punks do not care much for royalty, so even the clan’s duke, Wellington, is named for Beef Wellington. Smashin’ calls himself the leader. The rest of the clan has opinions about that.
The whole clan