Xena's Theme Song
“Xena Holds the Hill” — official biography track
Come back soon.
Why I Need to Be Adopted Today
Three things that make me different from every other kid in the Patch.
- I am the only pumpkin that grew on the Unknown plant. It made one fruit all season, and the fruit was me.
- My skin is fine velvety fuzz smooth very soft bumpy stripes 5-6 lines barely visible dense and crackly. Nobody else in the Patch feels like me. You have to touch me to know.
- My stem is thick green healthy striped attached to main vine, coiled tendrils nearby. That is the handle you hold me by, and mine is a really good one.
Verified against all 92 Pipsqueaks • Registry reading August 30, 2026
The Keeper of Warrior Hill
Xena was named for warrior spirit, strong green pumpkin in Warrior Hill Hobart WA, fighting weeds and dense canopy for Ward Family Rescue kids. Today it reads as dark slate-green dense crackle netting with lime-yellow mottling matte finish. It weighs 1.26 lbs at the latest reading. No parent vine has been identified, so it is recorded as a volunteer. It grows in the Patchrealm of Warrior Hill, and it is looking for somebody to take it home any time.
Before you decide
There is a lot of family out here. If Xena is not the one, one of these might be. Look for the sign, then look for the sticker.
